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neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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bunnyisthequeen:

whimmy-bam:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Ohfuckno.”


It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"
"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"
"Wait…NO—SHIT—"
"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

CAN THIS BE A COMIC?

FUCK COMIC. MAKE THIS A FULL BLOWN MOVIE
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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
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mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
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jaidefinichon:

Clases asiáticas de nanas, les enseñan como garcharse mejor sus jefes 
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ultrafacts:

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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
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